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A doorbell sounded throughout the German home. Prussia rolls over on the couch, grunting lazily. "It's too early in the afternoon for this," he thought. The doorbell rang once more. The man's eyes shot open suddenly. He slumps off of the couch and marches over to the door. He opens the door angrily. "Vhat is it?!" He mumbles groggily, rubbing the sleepy from his eyes.

"You're package requires a signature." It was the UPS man.
"MY package?"
"Uh, yes Mr. Bellischmidt."
"Oh, es tut mir leid. I'm still drunk from last night."

The UPS man furrows his brows at Prussia before giving him the clipboard to sign. Prussia forgot what hand he wrote with, and accidentally started signing with his left hand. His signature wrote "P Squiggle (P ~)"

Prussia takes the package in, slamming the door behind him. Before opening the suspicious package, he takes a look at the label. Since he was still drunk, he forgot how to read. "Vhat ze hell is in this?"

The man swiftly pulled open the box and revealed a blow-up sex doll. Prussia then proceeds to smirk desu. "Mein gott, it's a gift from zhe Gods!!" He admires it's atificially colored ____ eyes and it's luscious plastic ____ hair. He knows Germany is out at a meeting, so he decides he's gonna take it for a spin! Prussia searches for the blow-up plug, which he then found convenientally located on the nipplies. The Prussian licked his lips, placed them on one of the teets and blew into the doll. This started to make his sausage sizzle! He watched as it's (s/c) form took shape. Prussia stroked his weenie through his jeans as all this was happening. He plugged back the plug with a plug. Plug.

Stepping back, Prussia stared at the beauty in from on him. Lord, this sex toy was the most beautiful anything he has ever seen. Besides himself of course. He drooled just a bit just staring at its massive curves and tall mountains. A landscape he'd like to travel. ;D

Prussia unbuttoned his jeans to reveal his leek covered boxers (no they don't have his pet bird on them wtf that would be weird. plus he's a fan of Miku I mean what a babe, who isn't.) They were so tight with lust for the bodacious blow up toy which was you. He took of his shirt too. What an excellent pair of abs he had there!

To set the mood, he slid over on his socks to the radio, turning it on. It was set on the 80's station and the song "Take on Me" by Aha! This was his jam! Dude, this was just making him even more horny! Welp, he slid back over to the sex doll and slid off his boxers, revealing his german wursty! All 5 meters inches! Wasn't expecting that, now were we?

His hose was leaking in anticipation, he just couldn't take it anymore! He slid in between its legs and started pounding away. The toy was tight and suprisingly comfy. It dind't take long before he was close. Actually, only 30 seconds. But he wasn't going to finish just yet. Prussia slid out, panting heavily. He slammed into its mouth. It was a different texture. Was that real toung texture? With no teeth? Perfect! It was like getting a blowjob from a granny without the awkwardness. About 8 seconds later, he accidentally finished. Obviously this is why he didn't have a girlfriend. He jizzed all down its throat. Actually, he jizzed so hard it started leaking out of the sides of the mouth. Ew.

He panted, pulling out of the doll with ease. "Ooo, didn't mean to finish so early. Eh, I'll come back for ya later when my bowl of chowder gets filled back up~" With that, Prussia headed upstairs to his room. He figured that a nap would regenerate some energy.

After about 30 minutes, there was a rustle at the front door. Germany was home. The door bust open with a sweaty German stepping inside. The meeting he was at didn't have an air conditioner-

"V...Vhat is zis?!/@" Ludwig just couldn't when he saw the blow up doll. It had obviously been used without being cleaned. Why was it used in the first place? Germany rushed over to the figure, picking it up with care. "Uhh.. let's take you up to my room." He has been waiting for his package to arrive for a long while, and the muscley man was ready to hit it up in the bed. The doll was scooped in his strong arms, and Lud was stomping upstairs into his secluded room. Quickly, he threw you onto his mattress (which you slowly floated down) while he then started his hands to his shirt. He know he had to have his opera music playing! It was one of his guilty pleasures to play his favorite song, "Ave Maria" while getting kinky. Oh well. He'll save the special tune for later. Right now, it was just time to rough it up. When he ripped his shirt off, the blondie's petruding abs  started beading with sweat. "You... you like zhat?" He aked the plastic doll, only to make it feel more realistic. Let's be honest: Nobody liked his glistening bod. This was the best the poor guy can get.

Then, he started his hands to his belt and loosened it, causing them to fall down. Germany was wearing regular manly pantaloons. Oh come on, classic is sexiest! Now, for the moment of truth, he tore off the underwear and revealed his Bullet Bill. It was already hard.

Without any hesitation, Germany attacked the doll. He roughly grinded into it, huffing out steamy grunts. More sweat shined on him, some occasionally dripping off his nose. This was intense. It would be more intense to his music of choice. After a minute, Ludwig alrready wanted to switch it up. Just as he pulled out, he remembered that his brother had dirtied up the mouth without wiping it clean. "Damn," He thought, "I wonder vhat it would feel like if I.." He then inserted his squirmy wormy into the doll's unsanitary mouth. Pounding into it was very sensual, especially with some seed already there. "Zhis is so weird... But it's good!!" Right then and there, he had dropped the load. This mission has been accomplished. He has landed on the moon. He had buttered that toast. Morganed that Freeman.

Germany's orgasm was so strong he instantly passed out on top of the doll. In his sleep though, he was mumbling something... a song? What was it...

"Ave maria~"
.......................
"Gratia plena- *gurgle snore*~"

Something magical was happening...

"Ave dominussss~"

The doll underneath him was turning to life! The song must have some magical abilities. The (s/c) plastic was slowly transforming into real skin, (h/c) plastic hair was translorming into real (h/l) locks of wonder, and (e/c) orbs starting to blink for the first time... She was alive!

..........

But too bad Germany was still inside her mouth and laying on top of her. The girl, soon after transforming, suffocated.
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:iconrubyanimegirl:
rubyanimegirl Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
JEEZ GERMANY HOW BIG IT
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:iconramdonm:
ramdonm Featured By Owner Edited Aug 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my God, your icon. Creepy stare 


"Morganed that Freeman"
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:iconrubyanimegirl:
rubyanimegirl Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
buttered that toast XD
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:iconramdonm:
ramdonm Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Iced that cupcake (ifyaknowwhatimean).
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:iconrubyanimegirl:
rubyanimegirl Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
lol
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:iconslaughterlaughter:
slaughterlaughter Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
😂😂😂😂😂
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015
Germany I died from choking on ur big ass cock XXXDDD I luved this
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:iconwolfrider64:
WolfRider64 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist
I lost it when Take On Me started playing!! XD I love that song!
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:iconcrypsalis:
crypsalis Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
NUUUU I WANTED TO LIVE THE LIFE OF A SE-,
FRICK, PLZ, MAKE AN ALTERNATE ENDDIDINNNGGG
*Suffocates*
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:iconiqueenshiro:
iQueenShiro Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  New Deviant
Whale sheit
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:iconprincessjo5:
PrincessJo5 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015
I knew about this from a video in YouTube. This dude was cosplaying as 2p Canada and read it XDDD
THIS IS SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS Hetalia Prussia (Laugh) AND AWESOME Prussia Talking Icon 
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:iconhomestucklov35:
homestucklov35 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol
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:iconmintopal:
mintopal Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Best lemon ever 11/10
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:iconxxforgetrealityxx:
xXForgetRealityXx Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD The ending is perfect 10/10
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:iconchibiwolfslove:
chibiwolfslove Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  New Deviant Student Filmographer
Well yolo
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:iconimustyolo:
ImustYOLO Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That ending though. When I have grand - children, I'm still gonna be laughing about this in all it's glory...that and eating happymeals
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:iconuchiha-itachi626:
Uchiha-itachi626 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015
I can't even -dies from laughter dispiet having been dead from suffixation-
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:iconhappypeaceloverxd:
HappyPeaceLoverXD Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015
Clap I think I've fainted. wtf that last sentence...
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:iconkkpowercutie:
kkpowercutie Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lol I died from rape X-D
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:iconkitty-chan3215:
Kitty-chan3215 Featured By Owner May 29, 2015
Well....she suffocated. No one said she died. So.........*cough*
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:iconkkpowercutie:
kkpowercutie Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
im not dead yet?!?!
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:iconkitty-chan3215:
Kitty-chan3215 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015
If it's not mentioned, then I don't think you are, deary :3
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:iconkkpowercutie:
kkpowercutie Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
X-D YAY IM NOT DEAD
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:iconprettyprettycupcake:
prettyprettycupcake Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Student Writer
R.I.P Caroline

Chocked on a sweaty wurst
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:iconluna-koolimpah:
Luna-Koolimpah Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omf what
... xD
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:icontheultimatefangirl01:
TheULTIMATEfangirl01 Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
He's gunna wake up to a dead girl and probably be like " MORE FUN!"

So sad but dang it's hot
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:iconfull-work:
full-work Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Student General Artist
hot
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:icondarkrainbowroses:
DarkRainbowRoses Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I die after I come alive dam! Why couldn't he took it out I would have lived!
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Randomsinger11 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Student General Artist
R.I.P
Amber ****** (Sexy ass sex doll)
Died of suffication upon German cock.
She shall be missed.

That is what will be written on my grave. XD
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:iconfirederpducky:
FireDerpDucky Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
**starts choking

**dies again
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:iconmericathehero:
mericathehero Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
My horoscope came true.. To die suffocating on a German cock.. XD amazing story by the way
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yandereobession Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
>/////////< what?!
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
the most amazing way to die XD
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:icongeekgurl234:
GeekGurl234 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
I died suffocated by a german cock.... Welp.. I lived my life well..
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
but dies in the most perfect way
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:iconandithegreat:
Andithegreat Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Da freak I died 😳
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:iconminichiu:
MiniChiu Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Nuuu Dead reader alert!
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:iconcrzy12bear:
crzy12bear Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
welp i died.....
yay!
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:icondark-angel-lana:
Dark-Angel-Lana Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconstripeyfiresocks:
StripeyFireSocks Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Legit my friend told me about this the day it came out, and I just found it ohmigod
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:iconb-cf:
b-cf Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the ended   XD
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:icondragoshadowing:
DragoShadowing Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Huh. I died.
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:icondownshiftplus:
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
OH GOD THAT END WAS HILARIOUS
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:iconpastasconesundbeer:
PastaSconesUndBeer Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
I READ THIS WITH A FRUKING ITALY WIG ON BLOODY HELL
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:iconturkishsparkleparty:
TurkishSparkleParty Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
MY GOD I CANT BREATHE! MY SIBLINGS ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE HOW THE SNK cHARACTERS WOULD IF TITANS GREW REPRODUCTIVE PARTs
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TechnolgicCheeto Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Morganed that Freeman....... ._. ~(0.0~) (~0.0)~ ._.
out of the many expressions on my face right now.....



......I dont know which to choose.....
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SadisticRaven Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
I.can't.breathe. I am dying of laughter. Great job!
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:iconzeawesomeme056-trin:
Zeawesomeme056-trin Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
Morganed that Freeman lol I lost it
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:iconflyinhawaiian33:
flyinhawaiian33 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I died by sexual pleasure hmm okay
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Ladybugg042602 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
But it's a good way to go I glad I died in Germany's arms 
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