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A doorbell sounded throughout the German home. Prussia rolls over on the couch, grunting lazily. "It's too early in the afternoon for this," he thought. The doorbell rang once more. The man's eyes shot open suddenly. He slumps off of the couch and marches over to the door. He opens the door angrily. "Vhat is it?!" He mumbles groggily, rubbing the sleepy from his eyes.

"You're package requires a signature." It was the UPS man.
"MY package?"
"Uh, yes Mr. Bellischmidt."
"Oh, es tut mir leid. I'm still drunk from last night."

The UPS man furrows his brows at Prussia before giving him the clipboard to sign. Prussia forgot what hand he wrote with, and accidentally started signing with his left hand. His signature wrote "P Squiggle (P ~)"

Prussia takes the package in, slamming the door behind him. Before opening the suspicious package, he takes a look at the label. Since he was still drunk, he forgot how to read. "Vhat ze hell is in this?"

The man swiftly pulled open the box and revealed a blow-up sex doll. Prussia then proceeds to smirk desu. "Mein gott, it's a gift from zhe Gods!!" He admires it's atificially colored ____ eyes and it's luscious plastic ____ hair. He knows Germany is out at a meeting, so he decides he's gonna take it for a spin! Prussia searches for the blow-up plug, which he then found convenientally located on the nipplies. The Prussian licked his lips, placed them on one of the teets and blew into the doll. This started to make his sausage sizzle! He watched as it's (s/c) form took shape. Prussia stroked his weenie through his jeans as all this was happening. He plugged back the plug with a plug. Plug.

Stepping back, Prussia stared at the beauty in from on him. Lord, this sex toy was the most beautiful anything he has ever seen. Besides himself of course. He drooled just a bit just staring at its massive curves and tall mountains. A landscape he'd like to travel. ;D

Prussia unbuttoned his jeans to reveal his leek covered boxers (no they don't have his pet bird on them wtf that would be weird. plus he's a fan of Miku I mean what a babe, who isn't.) They were so tight with lust for the bodacious blow up toy which was you. He took of his shirt too. What an excellent pair of abs he had there!

To set the mood, he slid over on his socks to the radio, turning it on. It was set on the 80's station and the song "Take on Me" by Aha! This was his jam! Dude, this was just making him even more horny! Welp, he slid back over to the sex doll and slid off his boxers, revealing his german wursty! All 5 meters inches! Wasn't expecting that, now were we?

His hose was leaking in anticipation, he just couldn't take it anymore! He slid in between its legs and started pounding away. The toy was tight and suprisingly comfy. It dind't take long before he was close. Actually, only 30 seconds. But he wasn't going to finish just yet. Prussia slid out, panting heavily. He slammed into its mouth. It was a different texture. Was that real toung texture? With no teeth? Perfect! It was like getting a blowjob from a granny without the awkwardness. About 8 seconds later, he accidentally finished. Obviously this is why he didn't have a girlfriend. He jizzed all down its throat. Actually, he jizzed so hard it started leaking out of the sides of the mouth. Ew.

He panted, pulling out of the doll with ease. "Ooo, didn't mean to finish so early. Eh, I'll come back for ya later when my bowl of chowder gets filled back up~" With that, Prussia headed upstairs to his room. He figured that a nap would regenerate some energy.

After about 30 minutes, there was a rustle at the front door. Germany was home. The door bust open with a sweaty German stepping inside. The meeting he was at didn't have an air conditioner-

"V...Vhat is zis?!/@" Ludwig just couldn't when he saw the blow up doll. It had obviously been used without being cleaned. Why was it used in the first place? Germany rushed over to the figure, picking it up with care. "Uhh.. let's take you up to my room." He has been waiting for his package to arrive for a long while, and the muscley man was ready to hit it up in the bed. The doll was scooped in his strong arms, and Lud was stomping upstairs into his secluded room. Quickly, he threw you onto his mattress (which you slowly floated down) while he then started his hands to his shirt. He know he had to have his opera music playing! It was one of his guilty pleasures to play his favorite song, "Ave Maria" while getting kinky. Oh well. He'll save the special tune for later. Right now, it was just time to rough it up. When he ripped his shirt off, the blondie's petruding abs  started beading with sweat. "You... you like zhat?" He aked the plastic doll, only to make it feel more realistic. Let's be honest: Nobody liked his glistening bod. This was the best the poor guy can get.

Then, he started his hands to his belt and loosened it, causing them to fall down. Germany was wearing regular manly pantaloons. Oh come on, classic is sexiest! Now, for the moment of truth, he tore off the underwear and revealed his Bullet Bill. It was already hard.

Without any hesitation, Germany attacked the doll. He roughly grinded into it, huffing out steamy grunts. More sweat shined on him, some occasionally dripping off his nose. This was intense. It would be more intense to his music of choice. After a minute, Ludwig alrready wanted to switch it up. Just as he pulled out, he remembered that his brother had dirtied up the mouth without wiping it clean. "Damn," He thought, "I wonder vhat it would feel like if I.." He then inserted his squirmy wormy into the doll's unsanitary mouth. Pounding into it was very sensual, especially with some seed already there. "Zhis is so weird... But it's good!!" Right then and there, he had dropped the load. This mission has been accomplished. He has landed on the moon. He had buttered that toast. Morganed that Freeman.

Germany's orgasm was so strong he instantly passed out on top of the doll. In his sleep though, he was mumbling something... a song? What was it...

"Ave maria~"
.......................
"Gratia plena- *gurgle snore*~"

Something magical was happening...

"Ave dominussss~"

The doll underneath him was turning to life! The song must have some magical abilities. The (s/c) plastic was slowly transforming into real skin, (h/c) plastic hair was translorming into real (h/l) locks of wonder, and (e/c) orbs starting to blink for the first time... She was alive!

..........

But too bad Germany was still inside her mouth and laying on top of her. The girl, soon after transforming, suffocated.
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:icondark-angel-lana:
Dark-Angel-Lana Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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StripeyFireSocks Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Legit my friend told me about this the day it came out, and I just found it ohmigod
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b-cf Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I love the ended   XD
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:icondragoshadowing:
DragoShadowing Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Student Writer
Huh. I died.
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:icondownshiftplus:
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
OH GOD THAT END WAS HILARIOUS
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:iconpastasconesundbeer:
PastaSconesUndBeer Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
I READ THIS WITH A FRUKING ITALY WIG ON BLOODY HELL
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TurkishSparkleParty Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  New member
MY GOD I CANT BREATHE! MY SIBLINGS ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE HOW THE SNK cHARACTERS WOULD IF TITANS GREW REPRODUCTIVE PARTs
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:icontechnolgiccheeto:
TechnolgicCheeto Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Morganed that Freeman....... ._. ~(0.0~) (~0.0)~ ._.
out of the many expressions on my face right now.....



......I dont know which to choose.....
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SadisticRaven Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
I.can't.breathe. I am dying of laughter. Great job!
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:iconzeawesomeme056-trin:
Zeawesomeme056-trin Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
Morganed that Freeman lol I lost it
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flyinhawaiian33 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I died by sexual pleasure hmm okay
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:iconladybugg042602:
Ladybugg042602 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
But it's a good way to go I glad I died in Germany's arms 
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:iconladybugg042602:
Ladybugg042602 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
What I died oh come on
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:iconunwanted-immortals:
Unwanted-immortals Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
I AM CHOKING ON AIR THAT WAS HILARIOUS FROM THE MOMENT YOU MENTIONED PRUSSIAS SIZZLING SAUSAGE 
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:iconfinn-of-hearts:
Finn-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
WHY YOU KILL ME?????  What a way to die tho..........
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:iconcialois:
Cialois Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
DEAD
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:iconlucifer-is-i:
Lucifer-is-I Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
*snorts* That was hilarious!
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:icontechnolgiccheeto:
TechnolgicCheeto Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I snorted when I was laughing XD
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:iconhanwellb18:
HanwellB18 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Professional Artist
Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] Exploding Emote 
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:iconbossey:
Bossey Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Why thank you Germany! You ass..I could've been a real live thing!
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:iconhaibabe:
haibabe Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
plot twist bitches. ave maria's magic.
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:iconmelody-lyric:
Melody-lyric Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol so weird but I like weird
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:iconsmilemolly:
SmileMolly Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
PART 2?
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:iconunwanted-immortals:
Unwanted-immortals Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
What's gonna happen XD zombie half balloon Pinocchio girl 
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student General Artist
I died from giving a blowjob. Wonder what the investigators will say to that...probably "Was he really that big?" XD
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:icondeaththegirl16:
DeathTheGirl16 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
probably
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Student General Artist
And then proceed to check how well they may be be...ahem...endowed.
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:iconscarletblood1301:
ScarletBlood1301 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
Wait...so.....what happened when after that???
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:icondiobites:
Diobites Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omfg I couldn't stop laughing xD
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MistressAkuma Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Died from sucking cock what a wonderful way to die
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blitzwing12 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014
well.... that was a good 5 seconds of my life... and then I died... GREAT STORY THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ccsgirl1 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Ok the ending. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I died because of Germany's...... Hahaha I can't stop laughing I think I've fainted. well done Germany Clap 
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SageXEyelessJack Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
XD that was the best birth and death ever xD
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starkiller11240 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
X,D You have won deviantart, my friend.

*breaths to keep from roaring with laughter*
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ArtisticLioness Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Wtf, dat ending doe! I was laughing so hard, loved it!
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shingekinokyojean Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
IM CRYING AND LAUGHING SO HARD
what the heck did I even expect from the title
my god
those metaphors
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Mari225 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So...reader-chan died...
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xXxBrandyxXx Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD oh my gosh, i cannot stop laughing XD
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AnonymousrebelRebel Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
respect for the ending note of cruelty.
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bubbledcookie Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's it.
I love you
*huggles and gives you a cookie*
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luckystar66 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
Damn i'm laughing so hard
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griifet Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Student General Artist
OMG this .your icon. I can't stop luaghing..
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Carlli2000 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Student Artist
This is hilarious xD
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SlednyermansDaughter Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I love you for this.
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GamerGirl0002 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
what. this is the strangest thing i have ever read 
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
In the words of a YouTuber
"Every time there is an earthquake, it's Mother Nature having an orgasm from listening to Morgan Freeman. His voice is that sexy. We all know he could read the phone book and make it sound interesting."
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ThatOneNerdChick13 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
Morganed that Freeman! I DIED, Author-Chan you made my day. 
Wait did I die...?
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Icewolfee Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Writer
"He Morganed that Freeman," Clapping Pony Icon - Maud (slow) :slowclap:  
Hmm favorites? FUCK YES! See what I did there hehe
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Craziness-Bro Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
Meaning of life Story by Sexdoll Reader.



I came to life, then soon died because of some German man's thighs IN MY FUCKING FACE. THEN I DIED. I HOPE HE IS HAPPY.


My life~
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ThatOneNerdChick13 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
LolaLola
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